Women complain all the time about the fact that men don’t understand them.

I have the secret decoder ring.

When She says “I have too much to do” she really means, “go do some of it and don’t ask me any annoying questions.
Just help the way I want you to without me telling you what that is.”

When she says “I don’t like this house,” she really means “go work your ass off and buy me a new house.”

When she says “these fucking kids drive me nuts” she really means…
“take them with you out of the house somewhere and give me a break –
but instead of sitting and relaxing for once in my life I’m really going to clean the house because I just can’t help myself.”

I think part of the reason men don’t really understand women is that women don’t understand themselves.


by Seth Greene