September Gets Crazier!

September Gets crazier! I am going to be brutally honest with all of you in this blog! September makes me...
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September Gets Crazier!

Kids And Their Shit

by Seth Greene So my wife got pissed the other day. I was trying to help, as usual, and somehow...
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Kids And Their Shit

Sleeping Baby

Napping Trying to put Lillie down for a nap is so fucking hard!!!!! I have a small ranch and loud...
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Sleeping Baby

Mothers Day Gift Guide

What Moms Really Want: 25 Best Mother’s Day Gifts http://www.babble.com/home/what-moms-really-want-25-best-mothers-day-gifts-2/ 145 mother's day gift ideas on Pinterest: https://www.pinterest.com/thatscaring/mothers-day-gift-ideas/ 20 Mother's...
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Mothers Day Gift Guide

Shoe Shenanigans

Shoe Shenanigans Ella had been home for four days from school with the flu. She didn't have a fever today...
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Shoe Shenanigans

Wal-Mart II

Wal-mart II Rebecca decided that today should be the day Max gets a new bike. My thought is that it's...
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Wal-Mart II

Leaving The House

My goal for the day was to grocery shop and be home and unpacked by 4:30 when I needed to...
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Leaving The House

Wal-Mart

Why Walmart? I decide to run out alone with Ella to a couple of stores. This will be easy right?...
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Wal-Mart

Sneaker Hell

Sneaker hell For some odd reason I decide to venture out with all three of my kids to buy them...
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Sneaker Hell

Nursing

Nursing post The love of Breastfeeding Oh my goodness if I hear one more person tell me not to breast...
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Nursing

My Drama king

My Drama king It is May 1 and an absolutely beautiful day outside! I am up early and gearing up...
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My Drama king

One Night Get Away

One night get away Seth's brother is getting married in June. We get an invitation to an engagement party and...
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One Night Get Away

Max’s Foot Injury Part II

So max is having a fit because he wants to go to his friends house, but he won't wear socks...
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Max’s Foot Injury Part II

Max’s Foot Injury

by Seth Greene So my wife had to go to a Universal Pre-K meeting at my daughters nursery school. So...
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Max’s Foot Injury

Turning 40

Turning 40 The day I turned 39 I realized I had one more year in my 30's. It hit me...
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Ella knows how to party!!

Ella knows how to party!! As you know from my last blog Ella decided she had to have her birthday...
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Ella knows how to party!!

Ella’s Birthday Part 1

Ella's Birthday Part 1 I certainly can't write about Max's birthday without writing about Ella's! At this point my kids...
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Ella’s Birthday Part 1

The Birthday Continues

If you read my last post you read about Max's fun filled birthday weekend last weekend! This weekend it was...
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The Birthday Continues

Max’s Birthday Weekend

I watch Max sitting at the computer giggling away! "What are you reading?" I am very curious! "I am reading...
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Max’s Birthday Weekend

Ella birthday bonanza

My children talk about their birthday ALL year long!!!  Ella in particular cannot wait for her birthday!  Ella cannot stand...
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Ella birthday bonanza

Max’s 8th Birthday

I tell Max that we will buy him an awesome present instead of a party! Max says no way, he...
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Max’s 8th Birthday

Max turns 7

Months before my kids birthdays they start getting off the wall excited!! The problem is I was so busy moving...
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Max turns 7

Max’s Birthday Partypalooza

Max's Birthday Partypalooza My son is turning 6! Time to plan the dreaded birthday party! Max is just like me!...
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Max’s Birthday Partypalooza

September Gets Crazier!

September Gets crazier! I am going to be brutally honest with all of you in this blog! September makes me...
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September Gets Crazier!

Summer 2016

Is it just me or as we get older does time move faster? I swear this was the fastest most...
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Summer 2016

Crazy Puking September

It is the day before school starts and Ella spends the day puking. I run in another room to cry...
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Crazy Puking September

Back To School

Back to School It has been a great summer! I have enjoyed camp mom! I have had moments of pure...
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Back To School

Crazy September

Crazy September Oh September, I wish you a happy farewell. You are always CRAZY and this year we decided to...
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Crazy September

Secret Success School

So Ella started UPK this year, and loves it. She is now obsessed with playing pre-school when she gets home,...
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Secret Success School

Messing with my system

My days have been extremely busy which I actually enjoy most of the time. I have been going nonstop from...
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Messing with my system

Ella’s Questions

Ella questions Why didn’t we buy aunt carol’s pink house? She’s not really your aunt. She’s our realtor. You just...
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Ella’s Questions

School

I just finished writing a letter to Max's first grade teacher which is inspiring me to write this.  School with...
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School

House Hunting With Children

Seth and I have been house hunting on and off for about 6 months now.  Seth is not so happy...
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House Hunting With Children

Mother’s Day 2016

Max is 9 Ella is 7 Lillie is 3 It is Sunday morning and I wake up at 9:00 am!...
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Mother’s Day 2016

Mothers Day

I wake up and look at the clock and see that it is 9 am! I smile knowing Seth let...
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Mothers Day

An Eventful Easter

We had a wonderful Passover seder at my parents house. My mom made a ton of delicious traditional food and...
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An Eventful Easter

8 Crazy Nights

8 Crazy Nights I knew what I was in for....8 crazy, fun, memorable, exhausting nights!  I had the house all...
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8 Crazy Nights

Holidays

Holidays are so fun! Oh damn, the holidays are here! Rosh Hashanah is next week! The first week of school!...
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Holidays

Bathtime

by Theresa Bamberg I went to give my nephew a bath, I had him on his back. I heard laughing...
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Bathtime

One Night Get Away

One night get away Seth's brother is getting married in June. We get an invitation to an engagement party and...
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One Night Get Away

Ella Goes To The Eye Doctor

I was four months late but I finally made Ella an eye appointment before she goes back to school! I...
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Ella Goes To The Eye Doctor

The Thrashing Threes

The Thrashing Threes There have been many days when I have "diagnosed" my three year old as Bipolar. You can't...
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The Thrashing Threes

Parenting three very different kids!

I am that person who loves babies and kids. I am that person who would probably just keep having babies!...
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Parenting three very different kids!

How NOT to get your wife’s attention

How NOT to get your wife's attention: Go to the same high school but don't talk to her as she...
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How NOT to get your wife’s attention

Pregnancy Number 3

Pregnancy Number 3 We had our son Max and our daughter Ella....life was starting to get a little easier and...
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Pregnancy Number 3

Pregnancy Number 2

The first pregnancy I asked for.  We had our son Max and I fell in love with my little boy....
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Pregnancy Number 2

Pregnancy Number 1

My husband wanted a few years to just be married before we got pregnant.  Was he kidding me?  I was...
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Pregnancy Number 1

Another Minivan

Another Minivan My lease on my car was up and I was determined not to get another minivan. I was...
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Another Minivan

Feeling like a failure

Feeling Like A Failure It was Thursday night and my family was sitting down to dinner. I was feeling so...
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Bad Moms

Bad Moms Ladies, you all need to go see the movie Bad Moms! Go see it with your friends and...
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Bad Moms

Binkie Bear

My son was 2 1/2 when I took his binkies away! I told myself I would do the same thing...
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Binkie Bear

Mommy Brain

Mommy Brain. I would like to address the phenomenon I call Mommy Brain. Here's how I imagine my wife's Mommy...
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Mommy Brain

Surviving September 

Surviving September Every year I write about September! Every year I find myself trying to survive crazy September. I know...
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Surviving September 

September Gets Crazier!

September Gets crazier! I am going to be brutally honest with all of you in this blog! September makes me...
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September Gets Crazier!

Mister Mom

Mister Mom. So I attempted to do everything my wife does in a day. Key word is attempted. Why would...
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Mister Mom

Summer 2016

Is it just me or as we get older does time move faster? I swear this was the fastest most...
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Summer 2016

Were we taught not to take compliments???

Were we taught not to take compliments??? My husband pointed something out to me the other day that really made...
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Were we taught not to take compliments???

Women’s Guilt

Women's guilt If I could do one thing for women everywhere I would take away your worry and your guilt....
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Women’s Guilt

Mommy Taxi

Mommy Taxi I wake up grumpy (never a good sign) and stomp downstairs. I see Max and Seth on the...
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Mommy Taxi

I Am CEO

I am CEO I wake up with a list kind of like this in my mind: Girl Scouts PTA Bowlathon...
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I Am CEO

The Drive home

A ten minute drive home felt like eternity! My three year old tried to grab a mint and my husband...
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The Drive home

Manic Monday Morning Madness

It is Monday morning and Seth is out of town. I have geared myself up for a lot of solo...
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Surviving September 

Surviving September Every year I write about September! Every year I find myself trying to survive crazy September. I know...
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Surviving September 

Another Minivan

Another Minivan My lease on my car was up and I was determined not to get another minivan. I was...
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Another Minivan

September Gets Crazier!

September Gets crazier! I am going to be brutally honest with all of you in this blog! September makes me...
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September Gets Crazier!

Summer 2016

Is it just me or as we get older does time move faster? I swear this was the fastest most...
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Summer 2016

Ella gets to be Annie!

Ella gets to be Annie! I signed Ella up for theatre camp this summer. It is all she talked about...
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Ella gets to be Annie!

Sunday Funday

Sunday Funday It is Sunday morning and Hebrew school is canceled because of Passover. I am thrilled I can relax...
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Sunday Funday

Erie County Fair

The summer weekends are coming to a close and I want to do a lot of summer fun stuff with...
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Erie County Fair

We took a “sick day”

We took a "Sick Day!" I pick Max and Ella up from school and Max has that look.... He looks...
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We took a “sick day”

A Friday’s Adventures

A Friday's Adventures I jumped out of bed knowing the list of things happening today! I just went to my...
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A Friday’s Adventures

Happy Family Game Night

Happy Family Game Night I bought my 8 year old Apples to Apples Jr for his birthday. This is my...
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Happy Family Game Night

Communication

How men and women communicate You be the judge Rebecca: You were home with the girls today, what did you...
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Communication

Secret decoder ring

Women complain all the time about the fact that men don't understand them. I have the secret decoder ring. When...
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Secret decoder ring

Marketing Lessons From Disney World

I couldn’t have been more excited to finally take our kids to Disney World. I just wanted to go have...
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Marketing Lessons From Disney World

My Disney Trip and Tips

The last time I went to Disney World my son Max had just turned one years old! We had the...
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My Disney Trip and Tips

One Big Happy Family

Whenever I know I need to pack for a trip I tend to do anything else instead.  I catch up...
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One Big Happy Family

Trip to Virginia

Heading to Virginia, my home away from home!  We were all so excited to go see my brother, sister-in-law and...
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Trip to Virginia

Summer Sadness and Sickies

Summer Sadness and Sickies Summer Started out great! My son couldn’t have been happier to be done with fifth grade....
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Summer Sadness and Sickies

Make it Stop

Make it Stop I like to pray. It gives me peace and calms my nerves! When planning a big event...
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Make it Stop

Germs be gone!

We had just done the mall and bought me a dress and Lillie a mattress.  We were exhausted and counting...
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Germs be gone!

Summer Sadness and Sickies

Summer Sadness and Sickies Summer Started out great! My son couldn’t have been happier to be done with fifth grade....
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Summer Sadness and Sickies

Anxiety Sets In

Anxiety Sets In Most of you have probably already read about my summer. If you haven’t, I would go read...
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Anxiety Sets In